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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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