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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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