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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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