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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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