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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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