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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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