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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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