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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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