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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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