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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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