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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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