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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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