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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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