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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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