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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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