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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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