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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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