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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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