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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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