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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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