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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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