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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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