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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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