Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.