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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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