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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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