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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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