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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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