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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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