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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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