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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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