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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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