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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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