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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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