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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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