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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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