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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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