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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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