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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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