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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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