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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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