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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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