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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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