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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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