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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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