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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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