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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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