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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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