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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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