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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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