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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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