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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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