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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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