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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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