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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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