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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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